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What do you call an adventurous motherfucker?

A womb rider.

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1. So a businessman met a young woman.

After some chat, the woman asked him, "What about your family?" The guy said, "I cut ties with them when I was young." The girl, feeling sorry for him, asked him for sex. They made good love, and after some time, the girl asked, "What business do you have, by the way?" The guy said, "Tie business."

2. An earphone just burst in a guy's ears.

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3. what do you call night blindness in antarctica ?

blindness

4. Wish I'd never bought this stupid Fleetwood Mac satnav.

It just keeps telling me I can go my own way.

5. A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference. For instance,

“Let’s eat, Frank.” has a completely different meaning from “Frank is in a coma.”

6. If you forgot the purpose of a boomerang, try not to stress out about it.

It’ll come back to you eventually.

7. You know the recipe for holy water, right?

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9. I needed a psychoanalytic therapy but couldn't afford one

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